Jared shooting down the interviewer who looked to be leading him toward a fraction of fandom being batshit, but Jared was “heh, back up they’re all insightful, and brilliant, and sparkly and shoot rainbows out of their ass.”
I love how Jared defends the fans just like we defend Jared.
Up here in the cold thin air I finally can breathe
I know I left a life behind but I’m too relieved to grieve
college kids going home for break
post graduates getting home from work
When they come together for his wedding, and you come out… clad in a maiden’s cloak of white and grey with a direwolf emblazoned on the back… why, every knight in the Vale will pledge his sword to win you back your birthright.
THIS IS SO GENIUS I JUST STARTED CRYING
that part of that fandom that gives the rest of us a bad rep
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
Things I will forever be upset about:
1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me
3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised
4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be
5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in
6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.
if this isn’t at the end of TASM, I will probably cry
oh my god CAN YOU IMAGINE
If you don’t like puns or sarcasm then we’ll probably never get along ever.