why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom”
honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed
when ur hair is long enough that it brushes your arm sometimes or even your leg when ur sitting down and ur like “OH GOD A SPIDER” but its just your hair
don’t date anyone who doesn’t ask you about your childhood and why you are the way that you are
don’t date anyone who won’t work to understand and accept those things
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.
i got 99 problems and not being at comic con is all of them
id hit up barnes and noble during the purge
Dylan O’Brien accepting Breakthrough Actor at the 2014 Young Hollywood Awards
Day 3 Favorite Rival: Drew
Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am
Chef Ramsay tracks down every idiot who’s ever made a woman-belong-in- the-kitchen “joke” and forces them to explain why it’s funny while he’s shouting at them
I have a deep need for this.
The thing is, he would probably do this.
minimum wage doesn’t even TOUCH a living wage, racism and sexism are alive and well, children are killed in schools on a regular basis, those who make it to college end up with hundreds of thousands in debt, our basic rights are being stripped from us daily, and adults actually believe that SELFIES are the cause for this generation’s demise